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Elite Education

Where the 1% learn to be the 1%. Eighteen institutions across six categories — from Eton's tailcoats to MIT's robots — that have shaped the modern world.

Boarding Schools

Eton College

Windsor, UK

The alma mater of 20 British Prime Ministers. Known for its tailcoats, the Wall Game, and producing people who run things.

Phillips Exeter Academy

New Hampshire, USA

Famous for the Harkness table method, where students sit in a circle and teach each other while the teacher nods sagely.

Institut Le Rosey

Rolle, Switzerland

The 'School of Kings'. It has two campuses (one for winter skiing) and costs more than most people earn in a decade.

Undergraduate

University of Oxford

Oxford, UK

Teaching since 1096. It's basically Hogwarts without the magic, but with more rowing and Latin grace before dinner.

Harvard University

Cambridge, USA

The oldest institution of higher learning in the US. It has an endowment larger than the GDP of many small nations.

Stanford University

California, USA

Where students drop out to become billionaires. The unofficial incubator of Silicon Valley.

Graduate Biology

Harvard Medical School

Boston, USA

The holy grail of medical research. If you want to cure cancer or just brag at dinner parties, this is the place.

MIT Biology

Cambridge, USA

Where biology meets engineering. They don't just study life; they try to hack it.

Cambridge University

Cambridge, UK

Home of the Laboratory of Molecular Biology, which has produced more Nobel Prizes than most countries.

Graduate Technology

MIT CSAIL

Cambridge, USA

The Computer Science and Intelligence Laboratory. The birthplace of much of the modern digital world.

Stanford Computer Science

California, USA

The department that gave us Google, Yahoo, and Netflix. Basically the engine room of the internet.

Carnegie Mellon University

Pittsburgh, USA

The quiet achiever of robotics and intelligence. While others talk, CMU builds robots that can do backflips.

Graduate Mathematics

Princeton University

New Jersey, USA

Home of the Institute for Advanced Study. Where Einstein hung out and where the best mathematicians still gather.

École Normale Supérieure

Paris, France

The breeding ground for Fields Medalists. If you like abstract algebra and baguettes, this is heaven.

Cambridge (Trinity College)

Cambridge, UK

Newton's college. If you can survive the Tripos exams, you can probably solve anything.

Graduate Business

Harvard Business School

Boston, USA

The Case Method capital of the world. Where future CEOs learn to say 'synergy' with a straight face.

Stanford GSB

California, USA

Harder to get into than HBS. Focuses on 'changing lives, changing organizations, changing the world'.

INSEAD

Fontainebleau, France / Singapore

The 'Business School for the World'. A one-year intense program for global nomads.

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